I get to help women take control of their bodies, most my costumers have never had that kind of a chance. I get to teach people how to have fun and be safe. I get paid to go to parties and talk about orgasms.
Fuck.
I love my job.
The 12 days of Christmas
(a letter to the giver)
Listen! Looser,
What's with the 11 lords a-leaping on those maids
and ladies. Some of those broads will never walk
again. Those pipers ran through the maids and
have been committing sodomy with the cows. All
23 of the birds are dead. They've been trampled
to death in the orgy. I hope you're satisfied,
you rotten, vicious swine.
Your sworn enemy,
Agnes
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